soacedudes69lol:

News had just broken about Kyle Sandilands screwing up yet again.

Matt: he needs to never speak again
James: he needs to piss off so we can have our own amazing breakfast radio show
Matt: haha 
Matt: eddie maguire is doing it!
James: apparently yesterday he didnt stop talking about the pies for the first half hour
Matt: eddie maguire and the pawsss half hour
James: haha
Matt: my radiator and muffler blew up in my car 
Matt: i cant afford to breathe
James: holy shit
James: new car?
Matt: nah got it fixed.. 800 
Matt: big moneys
Matt: cant buy wont buy haha
James: hating life all over the world
Matt: going to tie my car to the back of other cars hahaha dont need an engine
James: haha
James: yeh just get around everywhere like that. easy
Matt: haha cut a hole in the bottom and flinstone that shit

i dont think people understand how great of a film this actually is… amazing..

soacedudes69lol:

Like many others, we recently acquired tickets to the Falls Festival and are rather excited. Perhaps we may even return alive.

James: we were at band prac the other day and all of a sudden Beaman* just turns up, walks inside, grabs his jager out of Marks** fridge, all while we’re in the middle of playing a song
James: it was 3.30pm
Matt: haahahahahaaha
James: he clearly just couldnt go on knowing his jager was left at someone elses house
Matt: haha we all need to move into a house together haahahaha
James: we’d die
Matt: so much death
Matt: man can you imagine falls?
James: i should take an outfit or something
James: i wanna dress up
Matt: hahaha fuck yeah lets all go as ninja turtles
James: i wanna go as a drunken alcoholic that shits his pants and passes out face down and embarasses his mates

*Beaman is a mate of ours that loves Jagermeister. Perhaps too much.
**Mark is also a mate of ours aswell as being in a band supergroup with James.

soacedudes69lol:

James:  WE GO PLAY HOOP
Matt:  hahaha 
Matt:  obamarama
Matt:  can we have a boys night out obamarama
Matt:  next time we drink… its going to be for good
James:  lets have obamarama and all dress as obama
James:  just way over do it
Matt:  barrack obama block party
Matt:  you working tomorrow?
James:  i work all the time and never stop
Matt:  hahaha 
James:  can stop, but not allowed to stop
Matt:  hahahaha
Matt:  cant stop, legally should be able to stop
James:  want to stop, got a gun pointed at my head so probably wont stop
James:  cant stop, wish we had a union i could join… stop
Matt:  haha
Matt:  cant stop , stop
James:  hahahaha
Matt:  im having the worst luck
Matt:  yo ush..
Matt:  what up cuntttt
James:  haha
James:  yeh u need 500 beersd (sic)
Matt:  i need so many beers

Then we both watched the Flight of the Conchords song where they take off R. Kelly and Ushers ‘Same Girl’.